You know those caricatures you and your friends get done at the state fair when you’re, like, two beers in and not really feeling the rides? The caricatures that make you look like a crazy Bratz Doll? Well 30-year-old Brit Krystina Butel got one of herself 15 years ago and has been getting plastic surgery to look more like her own caricature ever since.
“When I saw the caricature for the first time on holiday, I was jealous of it. She was so glamorous. She was everything that I wanted to be,” she told reporter Pesala Bandara.
Starting from age 17, Butel has had five breast enhancements (she’s up to a size 36K bra), lip injections, Botox, teeth whitening, and semi-permanent makeup (Is that when they tattoo makeup into your face? Ahhhhhhh.). She has spent more than $150,000 on beauty treatments over the decade and a half she’s been pursuing the cartoonish look.
Her next moves: an eyebrow lift, butt implants, more breast augmentations, more botox, fillers, and lip implants. “I can always rely on my caricature to show me what I need to do next,” Butel says. “I never think that I’m done for good with my plastic surgery. She shows me that there’s never enough.” She also cites Pamela Anderson as an inspiration.
“I’d love to have huge butt implants,” she says of her dream. “What’s the point of having butt implants if they’re not massive?”